This blog is deader than Kenneth Thomson.

So, now that the 2nd Baron Thomson of Fleet has died, I expect the following to show up on Jeffgaulin.com any day now:

CEO, Thompson Corp. Media Conglomerate
Location: Toronto
Salary: $930 million/year and a Lear jet.

Description
The successful candidate will be responsible for the direction of an exciting and ever-expanding pan-national media conglomerate. The position requries a highly-motivated, ambitious, yet reclusive billionaire who can thrive in a fast-paced environment.

A driver's license and a conferred British title are required.

Please forward your resume and portfolio - which should include brief summaries of any major media acquisitions or mergers - and a cover letter stating you found this job on Jeff Gaulin's Journalism Job Board to the following address.